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Borowitz: Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller

NUUK, GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—In a friendly gesture by Greenland, on Monday a special envoy from the territory offered to meet White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller.

“Our envoy has expressed a strong desire for face-time with Mr. Miller,” said Greenlandic government spokesman Hartvig Dorkelson. “He’d like to meet Mrs. Miller as well.”

The spokesman did not elaborate on logistics for the meeting, saying only that it would “most likely involve lunch.”

“If the meeting goes well, we hope it will whet our envoy’s appetite for other members of the Trump administration,” Dorkelson said. “We would enthusiastically welcome JD Vance.”

Hans Christensen: Russia’s War Now Lasted Longer Than WWII

Russia’s full scale war on Ukraine started with the attack on 24 February 2022 which is now 3 years, 10 months, 2 weeks and 4 days ago. It is now surpassing the duration of WWII as far as Russia is concerned; the USSR fought Germany for 3 years, 10 months and 3 weeks. Russia’s role is inverted, though, because Russia is the aggressor, not the defender this time.
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