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Borowitz: Trump Claims Pope’s Election was Rigged

Escalating his attacks on Pope Leo XIV, Donald J. Trump claimed on Thursday that the pontiff’s election last year was “totally rigged.”

“There were a lot of ballots cast against him that were just burned,” he said. “You could see the smoke coming from the Vatican.”

Trump blasted Leo as “a terrible person and very ungrateful, quite frankly,” arguing that “he never would have become Pope without my help.”

“It was my idea to send JD to Rome in 2025,” Trump explained. “If he hadn’t gone, Pope Francis would still be alive and Leo would still be a crummy cardinal.”

Curtis M. Wong @ HuffPost: Pete Hegseth Quoted A Bible Verse. Turns Out It Was A Rip-Off Of ‘Pulp Fiction.’

The actual Ezekiel 25:17 passage as it appears in the King James Bible is significantly shorter than both Hegseth’s and Jackson’s, reading simply: “And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.”

Brian Allen: Speaker Johnson Lectured the Pope on a Doctrine the Pope’s Patron Saint Invented

Adam Kinzinger: Franklin Graham Defends Trump’s Jesus Post. Again.

Ewan Palmer @ DailyBeast: Trump Yanks Millions From Catholic Charities Amid Pope Feud

Robert Reich: The Courage and Clarity of Pope Leo


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